What's red and flies and wobbles at the same time ?
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A jelly copter!
Saturday, March 31, 2012
Friday, March 30, 2012
Friday's joke!
What happens when a cat eats a lemon?
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It becomes a sour puss!
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It becomes a sour puss!
Thursday, March 29, 2012
Tuesday, March 27, 2012
Tuesday's joke for Sean
Why do elephants never forget?
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Because nobody ever tells them anything!
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Because nobody ever tells them anything!
Monday, March 26, 2012
Monday's joke for Sean...
Why did the fly fly?
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Because the spider spied her!
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Because the spider spied her!
Saturday, March 24, 2012
Saturday's joke for Sean
What's worse than a giraffe with a sore throat?
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A diplodocus with a sore throat!
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A diplodocus with a sore throat!
Friday, March 23, 2012
Thursday, March 22, 2012
Thursday's joke for Sean
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a pig?
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A bird who hogs the conversation.
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A bird who hogs the conversation.
Wednesday, March 21, 2012
Tuesday, March 20, 2012
Tuesday's joke for Sean
What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
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Go to sweep, dear.
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Go to sweep, dear.
Monday, March 19, 2012
Monday's joke for Sean...
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
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A walkie talkie!
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A walkie talkie!
Saturday, March 17, 2012
Sunday's Joke for Sean
If there are ten cats in a boat and one jumps out, how many are left?
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None, they were all copycats!
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None, they were all copycats!
Saturday's joke for Sean
Hi Sean - thinking about you and hoping you are feeling better. Maybe today's joke will help you feel better - Love Gammy
Two fleas were walking out of a theater when they discovered it was raining hard.
"Shall we walk?" said one flea.
"No," said the other, "Let's take a dog"
Two fleas were walking out of a theater when they discovered it was raining hard.
"Shall we walk?" said one flea.
"No," said the other, "Let's take a dog"
Friday, March 16, 2012
Friday's Joke for Sean
What can you catch but not throw?
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A cold!
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A cold!
Archive of Jokes before Blog
February 15
What do you call a sleeping dinosaur?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
A Dino Snore
February 16
Why can't a leopard hide?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Because he is always spotted.
February 17
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Because it wasn't peeling well
February 18
Why shouldn't you tell an egg a joke?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Because it might crack up!
and dad added
because you always have to eggsplain it.
February 19
How did the dinosaurs know we were coming?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Because Bronto Saw Us
February 20
Where do triceratops sit?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
on their tricerabottoms!
February 21
What do you call a cow in the back yard?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
A lawn Moo-er!
February 22
How do you stop a dinosaur from charging?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Take away its credit card
February 23
What do you get when you cross a turtle and a porcupine?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
A slow poke
February 24
Where did the cow go on the weekend?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
The moooooovies
February 25
What time is it when an elephant sits on a fence?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Time to get a new fence.
February 26
What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with fireworks?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
DINOMITE!
February 27
Doctor, doctor! i swallowed a sheep.
How do you feel?
I feel baaaaad!
February 28
What do you call a sleeping bull?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
A bulldozer
February 29
How does a lion greet the other animals in the field?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
‘Pleased to eat you.’!
March 1
Why do sharks only swim in salt water?
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Because pepper water makes them sneeze!
March 2
Why did the bird go to the hospital?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
He was in need of a tweetment.
March 3
Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
It was feeling crummy!
March 4
What do you say to a cow that crosses in front of your car?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Mooo-ve over.
March 5
What do you call a train that sneezes?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Achoo-choo train
March 6
What is more dangerous that pulling out a shark's tooth?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Giving a porcupine a back rub!
March 7
What happened to the leopard who took a bath three times a day?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
After a week, he was spotless!
March 8
This one is especially perfect for today. Sean --- Kaiser got skunked last night! He stinks!!!
He has to stay in the garage until he can have enough baths to smell normal!
Today's joke:
How do you keep a skunk from smelling?
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Plug his nose with a clothespin!
March 9
What do you give to an injured pig?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Oinkment !!!
March 10
Where can you leave your dog while you shop?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
In the barking lot
March 11
Why did Tigger stick his head in the loo?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
He was looking for Pooh
March 12
What's a cat's favorite color?
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Purrrple
March 13
Why is a snake so smart?
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Because you can't pull its leg
March 14
What do you say when you want your dinosaur to move faster?
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Pronto - Saurus
March 15
What goes peck-bang, peck-bang, peck-bang?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
A bunch of chickens in a yard full of balloons
What do you call a sleeping dinosaur?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
A Dino Snore
February 16
Why can't a leopard hide?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Because he is always spotted.
February 17
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Because it wasn't peeling well
February 18
Why shouldn't you tell an egg a joke?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Because it might crack up!
and dad added
because you always have to eggsplain it.
February 19
How did the dinosaurs know we were coming?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Because Bronto Saw Us
February 20
Where do triceratops sit?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
on their tricerabottoms!
February 21
What do you call a cow in the back yard?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
A lawn Moo-er!
February 22
How do you stop a dinosaur from charging?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Take away its credit card
February 23
What do you get when you cross a turtle and a porcupine?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
A slow poke
February 24
Where did the cow go on the weekend?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
The moooooovies
February 25
What time is it when an elephant sits on a fence?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Time to get a new fence.
February 26
What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with fireworks?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
DINOMITE!
February 27
Doctor, doctor! i swallowed a sheep.
How do you feel?
I feel baaaaad!
February 28
What do you call a sleeping bull?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
A bulldozer
February 29
How does a lion greet the other animals in the field?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
‘Pleased to eat you.’!
March 1
Why do sharks only swim in salt water?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Because pepper water makes them sneeze!
March 2
Why did the bird go to the hospital?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
He was in need of a tweetment.
March 3
Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
It was feeling crummy!
March 4
What do you say to a cow that crosses in front of your car?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Mooo-ve over.
March 5
What do you call a train that sneezes?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Achoo-choo train
March 6
What is more dangerous that pulling out a shark's tooth?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Giving a porcupine a back rub!
March 7
What happened to the leopard who took a bath three times a day?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
After a week, he was spotless!
March 8
This one is especially perfect for today. Sean --- Kaiser got skunked last night! He stinks!!!
He has to stay in the garage until he can have enough baths to smell normal!
Today's joke:
How do you keep a skunk from smelling?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Plug his nose with a clothespin!
March 9
What do you give to an injured pig?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Oinkment !!!
March 10
Where can you leave your dog while you shop?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
In the barking lot
March 11
Why did Tigger stick his head in the loo?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
He was looking for Pooh
March 12
What's a cat's favorite color?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Purrrple
March 13
Why is a snake so smart?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Because you can't pull its leg
March 14
What do you say when you want your dinosaur to move faster?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Pronto - Saurus
March 15
What goes peck-bang, peck-bang, peck-bang?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
A bunch of chickens in a yard full of balloons
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