Teacher: You’ve got your shoes on the wrong feet.
Pupil: But these are the only feet I’ve got!
Monday, April 30, 2012
Sunday, April 29, 2012
In Bread Cat
In Bread Cat --- Sean, this one is kind of for your parents, but I think you will think that the picture is silly. I love you. xoxo
Friday, April 27, 2012
Have you ever just been really curious about what is going on? These guys just want to know where the action is.
Thursday, April 26, 2012
Wednesday, April 25, 2012
This is a joke, but it does make me wonder what you think you want to be when you grow up. If you had to choose today, what would you choose?
Love,
Gammy
Tuesday, April 24, 2012
This won't work at your house because your mail slot is in your front door, but the mailbox here would work. I wonder if McCormick would enjoy startling the mailman? Would Oscar?
Monday, April 23, 2012
Gone to the Dogs
What did the cowboy say when his dog left?
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Doggone
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Doggone
Saturday, April 21, 2012
Friday, April 20, 2012
Not Lion
I think that when your cousin Eric gets a little older he will like this one. He has a thing about lions, you know.
Thursday, April 19, 2012
Wednesday, April 18, 2012
Where is the Mouse?
Sean, this one is a little play on the word mouse.
There are two kinds - the live kind and the computer kind.
Do you know where the computer mouse is on the family computer?
Do you think they called it a mouse because of its shape?
This is what the inside of a computer looks like when you take off the door. Have you ever seen that for real?
Tuesday, April 17, 2012
Stegosaurus Stuff
What do you call a Stegosaurus with carrots in its ears?
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Anything you want, it can't hear you!
Monday, April 16, 2012
Sunday, April 15, 2012
Sean - what is happening in this picture and what does it mean? Remember this picture if you have a day that doesn't go the way you thought it would. Love Gammy
Saturday, April 14, 2012
Friday, April 13, 2012
Jumping Green
What is green and can jump a mile in a minute?
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A grasshopper with hiccups!
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A grasshopper with hiccups!
Thursday, April 12, 2012
A garden question
Why is a tomato round and red?
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Because if it was long and green it would be a cucumber!
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Because if it was long and green it would be a cucumber!
Tuesday, April 10, 2012
snakes alive!
What would you call a snake that drinks too much coffee?
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A hyper viper!
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A hyper viper!
Monday, April 9, 2012
After Easter Mystery
Sunday, April 8, 2012
Bunny
What did the rabbit say to the carrot?
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It’s been nice gnawing you!
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It’s been nice gnawing you!
Saturday, April 7, 2012
Hoppy Easter
Friday, April 6, 2012
More Easter
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes?
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Have you ever seen a rabbit wearing glasses?
How did the soggy Easter Bunny dry himself?
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With a hare-dryer!
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Have you ever seen a rabbit wearing glasses?
How did the soggy Easter Bunny dry himself?
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With a hare-dryer!
Easter!
How do you catch the Easter Bunny?
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Hide in a bush and make a noise like a carrot!
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What do you call a rabbit that tells good jokes?
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A funny bunny!
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Hide in a bush and make a noise like a carrot!
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What do you call a rabbit that tells good jokes?
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A funny bunny!
Thursday, April 5, 2012
An Easter Bunny?
Wednesday, April 4, 2012
Cookie Monster in a Panic
Tuesday, April 3, 2012
Monday, April 2, 2012
Sunday, April 1, 2012
Sunday's Joke for Sean
What do you call an oyster that won't share?
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A selfish shellfish.
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A selfish shellfish.
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