Bleached and Wild

Sean, Kristen and Eric -- I knew you would like this photo of a mommy elephant helping her little elephant get back up. It is great when mommy helps.

The making of a jet - really fast!

http://www.youtube.com/watch_popup?v=zKnsyYbfC60&feature=popular

This is a croaker (rather than a groaner)

What happens when a frog’s car breaks down?

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He gets toad away.

Don't Say ANYTHING!

Ears

What did one ear say to the other ear?

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Between us we have brains!

T Rex Problems

I bet you know this song!  Why does Mr. T Rex have a problem with the song?

Sean - what is happening in this picture?

Dinosaur on Fox News this morning -- Sean!

You have to watch the ad first, but you are going to love this dinosaur!!

It is those pesky imposters again!  That is a big word for a 5 year old (ok - almost 5 year old) - but I know you can handle it.

Love and kisses, your Gammy

Wrong Feet

Teacher: You’ve got your shoes on the wrong feet.
Pupil: But these are the only feet I’ve got!

In Bread Cat

In Bread Cat --- Sean, this one is kind of for your parents, but I think you will think that the picture is silly.  I love you. xoxo

Wait!  I have a question!

Have you ever just been really curious about what is going on?  These guys just want to know where the action is.

Vroom Vroom Vroom

I think you should make a carrot race car and then eat it for dinner!

Hugs and kisses

This is a joke, but it does make me wonder what you think you want to be when you grow up.  If you had to choose today, what would you choose?

Love,

Gammy

This won't work at your house because your mail slot is in your front door, but the mailbox here would work.  I wonder if McCormick would enjoy startling the mailman?  Would Oscar?

Gone to the Dogs

What did the cowboy say when his dog left?

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Doggone

POP!

A Good Story

Even dogs love a good story

Not Lion

I think that when your cousin Eric gets a little older he will like this one.  He has a thing about lions, you know.

Imposters Everywhere!

Another imposter!

Where is the Mouse?

Sean, this one is a little play on the word mouse.

There are two kinds - the live kind and the computer kind.

Do you know where the computer mouse is on the family computer?

Do you think they called it a mouse because of its shape?

This is what the inside of a computer looks like when you take off the door.  Have you ever seen that for real?

Stegosaurus Stuff

What do you call a Stegosaurus with carrots in its ears?

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Anything you want, it can't hear you!

Sean, do you know what an imposter is?  One of these guys is an imposter.  I think it is the one who has ears that are too big.  What do you think?

Sean - what is happening in this picture and what does it mean?  Remember this picture if you have a day that doesn't go the way you thought it would.  Love Gammy

Keep Smiling

Jumping Green

What is green and can jump a mile in a minute?

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A grasshopper with hiccups!

A garden question

Why is a tomato round and red?

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Because if it was long and green it would be a cucumber!

snakes alive!

What would you call a snake that drinks too much coffee?

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A hyper viper!

After Easter Mystery

Bunny

What did the rabbit say to the carrot?

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It’s been nice gnawing you!

Happy Easter!

Not a peep about this -- It is Easter!

Bunnies!

Hoppy Easter

Somebunny loves Sean --- Hoppy Easter!

More Easter

How do you know carrots are good for your eyes?

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Have you ever seen a rabbit wearing glasses?

How did the soggy Easter Bunny dry himself?

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With a hare-dryer!

Easter!

How do you catch the Easter Bunny?

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Hide in a bush and make a noise like a carrot!

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What do you call a rabbit that tells good jokes?

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A funny bunny!

An Easter Bunny?

This is an easter bunny in training - and not all the way happy about it

Cookie Monster in a Panic

Cat Construction

The wisdom of patience - Why is this true Sean?

Sunday's Joke for Sean

What do you call an oyster that won't share?

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A selfish shellfish.

Saturday's Joke for Sean

What's red and flies and wobbles at the same time ?

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A jelly copter!

Friday's joke!

What happens when a cat eats a lemon?
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It becomes a sour puss!

It's an Easter Thing

Tuesday's joke for Sean

Why do elephants never forget?

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Because nobody ever tells them anything!

Monday's joke for Sean...

Why did the fly fly?
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Because the spider spied her!

Sunday's Joke for Sean

What has four wheels and flies?
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A rubbish bin!

Saturday's joke for Sean

What's worse than a giraffe with a sore throat?
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A diplodocus with a sore throat!

Sean's Joke for Friday

What do you call an elephant in a phone box?

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Stuck!

Thursday's joke for Sean

What do you get when you cross a parrot with a pig?

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A bird who hogs the conversation.

Wednesday's joke for Sean

What kind of snake is good at math?

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an adder!

Tuesday's joke for Sean

What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

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Go to sweep, dear.

Monday's joke for Sean...

What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?

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A walkie talkie!

Sunday's Joke for Sean

If there are ten cats in a boat and one jumps out, how many are left?

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None, they were all copycats!

Saturday's joke for Sean

Hi Sean - thinking about you and hoping you are feeling better. Maybe today's joke will help you feel better - Love Gammy

Two fleas were walking out of a theater when they discovered it was raining hard.

"Shall we walk?" said one flea.
"No," said the other, "Let's take a dog"

Friday's Joke for Sean

What can you catch but not throw?

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A cold!

Archive of Jokes before Blog

February 15

What do you call a sleeping dinosaur?

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A Dino Snore

February 16

Why can't a leopard hide?

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Because he is always spotted.

February 17

Why did the banana go to the doctor?

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Because it wasn't peeling well

February 18

Why shouldn't you tell an egg a joke?

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Because it might crack up!

and dad added

because you always have to eggsplain it.

February 19

How did the dinosaurs know we were coming?

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Because Bronto Saw Us

February 20

Where do triceratops sit?

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on their tricerabottoms!

February 21

What do you call a cow in the back yard?

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A lawn Moo-er!

February 22

How do you stop a dinosaur from charging?

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Take away its credit card

February 23

What do you get when you cross a turtle and a porcupine?

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A slow poke

February 24

Where did the cow go on the weekend?

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The moooooovies

February 25

What time is it when an elephant sits on a fence?

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Time to get a new fence.

February 26

What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with fireworks?

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DINOMITE!

February 27

Doctor, doctor! i swallowed a sheep.
How do you feel?
I feel baaaaad!

February 28

What do you call a sleeping bull?

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A bulldozer

February 29

How does a lion greet the other animals in the field?

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‘Pleased to eat you.’!

March 1

Why do sharks only swim in salt water?

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Because pepper water makes them sneeze!

March 2

Why did the bird go to the hospital?

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He was in need of a tweetment.

March 3

Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

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It was feeling crummy!

March 4


What do you say to a cow that crosses in front of your car?

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Mooo-ve over.

March 5

What do you call a train that sneezes?

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Achoo-choo train

March 6

What is more dangerous that pulling out a shark's tooth?

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Giving a porcupine a back rub!

March 7

What happened to the leopard who took a bath three times a day?

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After a week, he was spotless!

March 8

This one is especially perfect for today. Sean --- Kaiser got skunked last night! He stinks!!!

He has to stay in the garage until he can have enough baths to smell normal!

Today's joke:

How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

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Plug his nose with a clothespin!

March 9

What do you give to an injured pig?

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Oinkment !!!

March 10

Where can you leave your dog while you shop?

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In the barking lot

March 11

Why did Tigger stick his head in the loo?

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He was looking for Pooh

March 12

What's a cat's favorite color?

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Purrrple

March 13

Why is a snake so smart?

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Because you can't pull its leg

March 14

What do you say when you want your dinosaur to move faster?

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Pronto - Saurus

March 15

What goes peck-bang, peck-bang, peck-bang?

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A bunch of chickens in a yard full of balloons